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[martys]

A  married man was having an affair
with his  secretary.

One day they went to her  place
and made love all afternoon. 

Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke  up at 8  PM. 

The man hurriedly dressed
and told  his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub  them in the grass and dirt.

He put on  his shoes and drove home.

'Where have  you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't  lie to you,' he replied,

'I'm having an  affair with my secretary.
We had sex all  afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes  and said:

'You lying bastard!
You've  been playing golf!'

[Diamondback]