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[iski]

Indoobieably .

Gratuitous post to pad my post count in anticipation of reaching 32k posts someday.   

[miker]

I am in Palm Beach County Florida...My vote did not register here, or it registered for Chip...I think

[Twolanerider]

I am in Palm Beach County Florida...My vote did not register here, or it registered for Chip...I think

That's chad, not Chip.

[miker]

Cha....whatevah! 

[Buy early]

This isn't a part of your MBA thesis is it?

[Twolanerider]

This isn't a part of your MBA thesis is it?

Masters of Bowel Absolution?

[Buy early]

I thought it was that advanced fishing degree "Master Baiters Anonymous"

[Twolanerider]

I thought it was that advanced fishing degree "Master Baiters Anonymous"

This could start something unfortunate.

Master of Bandana Asphyxiation


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Moderator Bidet Accuracy-challenged

[SBB]

I am in Palm Beach County Florida...My vote did not register here, or it registered for Chip...I think

Thanks Mike.
I wondered why I was 11 and 1/3 votes ahead of Don.
Keep up the good work.

 

SBB

[Screamin]

The vote stands at 11 to 12. Because there are some Florida and Ohio voters a recount will be required. When does the poll close? Need to get my votes in at the last minute.

[sadunbar]

The vote stands at 11 to 12. Because there are some Florida and Ohio voters a recount will be required. When does the poll close? Need to get my votes in at the last minute.

Why be concerned about the polls closing?  Do you actually go to the polls to cast your vote?  

Oh wait - I'm from Illinois - we don't get all that distracted by rules or the law in our politics...  Vote early - Vote often!!   Dead or Alive!! 

[iski]

Another Poll should be started titled:

Not Really Unsuper Illegitimate Unfair Dishonest Molested Poll Question


This would allow voters in states like Florida, where votes are counted and recounted for years, Ohio, who is trying to recount more than Florida,  & Illinois, where the dead votes count for years & years to have their votes improperly discarded as they are in their home states in favor of the predetermined winner decided by party bosses in smoky backrooms with piles of money on the tables and those green visor eyeshades.

Other countries, like Hawaii, Alaska, Colorado, New Hampshire, and Montana could try to get their votes counted as a part of the US population, but doubt they will prevail due to historical precedent disallowing their votes.  Canadians, on the other hand, get to vote twice, for bacon.  

[martys]

Another Poll should be started titled:

Not Really Unsuper Illegitimate Unfair Dishonest Molested Poll Question


This would allow voters in states like Florida, where votes are counted and recounted for years, Ohio, who is trying to recount more than Florida,  & Illinois, where the dead votes count for years & years to have their votes improperly discarded as they are in their home states in favor of the predetermined winner decided by party bosses in smoky backrooms with piles of money on the tables and those green visor eyeshades.

Other countries, like Hawaii, Alaska, Colorado, New Hampshire, and Montana could try to get their votes counted as a part of the US population, but doubt they will prevail due to historical precedent disallowing their votes.  Canadians, on the other hand, get to vote twice, for bacon. 

And don't forget the Tim Hotons coffee

[iski]

And don't forget the Tim Hotons coffee

Ok, 2 votes for the coffee, 1 vote for the bacon.   

[miker]

I love Canada..."America's Hat"!  Hooray for Canadian things!