REDNECK MEDICAL TERMS
Artery...................... The study of paintings.
Benign...................... What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria.................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium...................... What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section......... A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan..................... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize................... Made eye contact with her.
Colic....................... A sheep dog.
Coma........................ A punctuation mark
D&C......................... Where Washington is.
Dilate...................... To live long.
Enema....................... Not a friend.
Fester...................... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula...................... A small lie.
Genital..................... Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series.................. World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail.................... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent.................... Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain.................. Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff............... A Doctor's cane.
Morbid...................... A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates.................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node........................ I knew it.
Outpatient.................. A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear................... A fatherhood test.
Pelvis...................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.............. A letter carrier.
Recovery Room............... Place to do upholstery.
Rectum...................... Darnn near killed him.
Secretion................... Hiding something.
Seizure..................... Roman emperor.
Tablet...................... A small table.
Terminal Illness............ Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor....................... More than one.
Urine....................... Opposite of you're out.
Varicose.................... Near by.
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