THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN
HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.
THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE
HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE
AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD
MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.
EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP
RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER
HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL.
SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY
HE WOULD BLO W HIS GUTS OUT.
THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM
OUT. THEN ONE T H ANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING
THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE
LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE
SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER.
SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER
HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS
BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS
UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS
SHORTS .
SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH
HIS USUAL TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING
SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO
THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE
ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AF TER YEARS
OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOTTEN HIM BACK PRETTY
GOOD...
ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME
DOWSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS, WITH A LOOK OF
HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT
THE MATTER WAS.
HE SAID, ' HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT, ALL THESE
YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO
YOU.'
'WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED HIS WIFE.
'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I
WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY
HAPPENED! BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO
FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN.
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