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jaymedic44

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A guy sat down at the ba
« on: January 11, 2010, 07:43:14 AM »


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>  A guy sat down at the bar and
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> ordered a beer. 
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> The bartender filled his mug and slid it down the
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> bar.
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> While sliding down the bar, the mug hit a
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> blond woman's boobs and splashed all over them..
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> The bartender went over, retrieved the mug and
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> licked the beer off her boobs.
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> Each time the guy called for another beer this
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> happened. 
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> After his third beer, the guy decided to help the
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> bartender out.   
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> The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man
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> jumped up and started to lick them... 
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> She decked him!
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> He was laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady..
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> Why'd you let the bartender lick your boobs, but not me?'
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> 'Duh,' said the blond, 'He has a
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> licker license!' 
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Re: A guy sat down at the ba
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2010, 09:27:45 PM »

Thats Funny
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Re: A guy sat down at the ba
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2010, 10:46:31 PM »

I like it.
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Re: A guy sat down at the ba
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2010, 07:52:42 AM »

I need to get a license for my licker.  Good one.
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