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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to
leave 25 gallons of milk.  When the milkman read the note, he felt there
must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to
clarify the point.
  
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of
milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my
bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.

"The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it in my eyes."