ONE
I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a
guy crouching
down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning."
He said, "No, just taking a chit."
TWO
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new
bike. Then I
realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a
bike and asked Him
to forgive me.
THREE
My girlfriend was in labour with our first child. She was
shouting, "Get
this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and
yelled, "You
did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you
remember, I
wanted to stick it up your a-s but you said, 'That would
hurt too much'."
FOUR
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for
my annual
checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to
examine you."
FIVE
I was walking down the road and saw my Afghanistan
neighbor Abdul
standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a
carpet. I
shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?"
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