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Dr. Visit
« on: February 02, 2010, 04:14:03 PM »

Ear Infection.

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied..
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.

Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you, he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

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Re: Dr. Visit
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2010, 09:10:02 PM »

That is Funny!!
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Re: Dr. Visit
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2010, 01:58:27 PM »

Whoa, whoa, watch out how you define 'old guy.'  Heck we'll all be one someday (some sooner than others) if we keep the shiny side up.  After all 60 is the new 40, right. :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Dr. Visit
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2010, 02:01:29 PM »

Whoa, whoa, watch out how you define 'old guy.'  Heck we'll all be one someday (some sooner than others) if we keep the shiny side up.  After all 60 is the new 40, right. :2vrolijk_21:
Jerry I'm getting close to 60 (well closer to 60 then I am to 40) can we move it up to 70 is the new 40? :D :D :D

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Re: Dr. Visit
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2010, 03:00:50 PM »

Jerry I'm getting close to 60 (well closer to 60 then I am to 40) can we move it up to 70 is the new 40? :D :D :D

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Re: Dr. Visit
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2010, 03:03:06 PM »

As long as I can stay on two wheels I'm good.  :orange: :orange:
That sounds like a good plan to me. :2vrolijk_21:

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Re: Dr. Visit
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2010, 12:21:43 AM »

As long as you can stay up on two wheels and piss out of your ears.
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