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Vacation
« on: February 23, 2010, 04:01:11 PM »

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to sunny Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel bookings. So, the husband flew down to Florida on Thursday while his wife was booked on a flight the next day.
When the husband checked into the hotel, he saw that there was a computer in their room so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out a single letter in her email address and, without realizing his error, sent the email to the wrong address.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from friends and relatives. When she read the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room to find his mother on the floor and he saw the email on the computer screen which read :
To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Arrived !!!
Date : October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you're allowed to send email messages to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then !!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here !!! 
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Re: Vacation
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2010, 06:30:24 PM »

LOL - that was funny.
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Re: Vacation
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2010, 07:20:51 PM »

That is Funny
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Re: Vacation
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2010, 09:46:42 PM »

 :orange: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Vacation
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2010, 03:15:49 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Vacation
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2010, 05:05:52 AM »

 :mango: :bananarock:
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