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postal52

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CLOSE SHAVE !
« on: February 27, 2010, 07:58:26 AM »

 LATELY I'VE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE GIVING MYSELF A CLOSE SHAVE , SO I WENT TO A BARBER SHOP & TOLD THE BARBER ABOUT IT . I TOLD HIM THAT ESPECIALLY AROUND MY JAWLINE , I COULDN'T SEEM TO GET A CONSISTENT CLOSE SHAVE . WHILE HE'S SHAVING ME HE TELLS ME ABOUT HIS SOLUTION FOR THE PROBLEM .... AND HANDS ME A SMALL WOODEN BALL ; A LITTLE SMALLER THAN A GOLF BALL,& TELLS ME TO PUT IT BETWEEN MY CHEEK AND MY TEETH , AS HE'S SHAVING THAT PART OF MY FACE HE'S SHOWING ME IN A MIRROR HOW CLOSE HE'S ABLE TO GET , BECAUSE OF THIS DEVICE  ;ALL OF A SUDDEN I ACCIDENTLY SWALLOWED THE BALL, SO I TOLD HIM WHAT HAPPENED AND HE SAID " DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT , THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME , JUST BRING IT BACK TOMMOROW , THAT'S WHAT EVERONE ELSE DOES !!!
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Re: CLOSE SHAVE !
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2010, 06:06:21 PM »

sounds like a s***y deal
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Re: CLOSE SHAVE !
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2010, 08:59:38 PM »

Oh Crap
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