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TOILET PAPER
« on: March 01, 2010, 06:50:02 PM »



Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not  so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, He may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals
through a straw.

Stupid, stupid,man.
 

 
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2010, 03:21:29 PM »

Not a good comment
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2010, 09:59:03 PM »

he should of known better,but it WAS funny
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Re: TOILET PAPER
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2010, 03:48:13 AM »

Gotta like it!! :2vrolijk_21:
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