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[jaymedic44]

A mother is  driving her little girl to her friend's
house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old
are  you?'


'Honey, you are not supposed to ask
a lady her age,'  the mother  replied.

'It's not polite.'


'OK', the  little girl  says,

'How  much do  you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother   says,
'those  are  personal questions and are
really none of your  business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you
and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady!
Honestly!'


The exasperated mother walks away as
the two  friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything about
her,' the little girl  says to her friend.

'Well,' says the   friend,
'all  you need  to do is look at her
driver's   license. It's  like a  report
card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the   little girl says to
her mother, 'I  know how old  you are.
You are 32.'


The mother is surprised and   asks,
'How  did you  find that out?

'I also know that you weigh
130   pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.

'How in Heaven's name did you find
that  out?'

'And,' the  little girl says
triumphantly,

'I  know why you  and daddy got a
divorce..'


'Oh   really?' the mother asks.
'Why?'





‘Because  you got an F in
sex.'

[rganz]

 

Awesome ---Made my day

Rob

[Chains]

Love it, fantastic

[deekay]

very cute

[CBW]

good one

[smkymtnboy]

those drivers license just have to much information. my buddy had his checked and those drivers license told the officer he was not paying his support and he got a free ride.