Topic: Irish Virginity Test Kit (Read 489 times)

deekay · « **on:** March 07, 2010, 07:06:30 PM »

Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things from a Do It Yourself shop.
A can of red paint, a can of blue paint... And a shovel.'

Paddy asked, 'And what do I do with these, doc?'

The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.

If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen", you hit her with the shovel.'

CBW · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2010, 07:54:32 PM »

Yeah,I would say

arcticdude · « **Reply #2 on:** March 08, 2010, 02:18:40 PM »

Now that's funny!

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deekay

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CBW

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arcticdude

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