I SAW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN THAT I'D EVER SEEN WHILE ON VACATION , SEVERAL YEARS AGO .I WAS JUST KNOCKING BACK A FEW , WASHING DOWN THE DAYS ROAD DUST . THERE I WAS IN THE MOTELS BAR , WHEN THIS STUNNING BEAUTY COMES IN AND SITS DIRECTLY ACROSS THE BAR FROM ME . I GET THE BARTENDERS ATTENTION , AND SEND HER A DRINK, SHE SMILES & GIVES ME A NOD , AFTER A COUPLE MORE DRINKS, I FINALLY WALK OVER TO HER,AND APOLOGIZE FOR STARING AT HER , BUT I SAID THAT SHE WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN THAT I'D EVER SEEN . SLIGHTLY EMBARRESSED,SHE THANKED ME FOR THE COMPLIMENT; THEN I ASKED HER , IF SHE WOULD GO BACK TO MY ROOM AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH ME , FOR A MILLION DOLLARS, SHE SAID SURE THERE'S NOT MUCH THAT SHE WOULDN'T DO FOR A MILLION DOLLARS, SO THEN I ASKED IF SHE WOULD DO IT FOR $ 20.00 & SHE SAID TWENTY DOLLARS ! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM ? I SAID WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT, NOW I'M JUST HAGGELING OVER THE PRICE .
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