A man walks into a lingerie shop and announces he wishes to buy a see through negligee for his wife
Certainly sir relies the female assistant and asks the man what size she is
The man is unsure and stumbles his words in embarrassment
Would you prefer if i got a male collegue to help you sir
The man gratefully accepted her offer and a male assistant was summoned
Right sir what size is your wife he asks
I am not sure replys the man
Well we need her vital statistics so we can get one that fits her right, so look around the store and tell me if you see a woman with your wifes sized breasts, over there says the man, in the blue top.
Ok sir.
tell me if you see a woman with your wifes sized waist, over there says the man, in the green blouse.
Ok sir.
I just need your wives hip measurement now sir
over there says the man, in the red skirt.
Right sir so lets re cap we have a size profile of 58-54-62.
The assistant stares at him for a moment then asks 'Why the f**k would you want to see through that???'!!!
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