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[jaymedic44]

MY DOG
 
I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the
lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to
her that my Dog is blxxk, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has
no frigging clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to
see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday.
 
Damn this is a great country.