Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and
discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert
pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months
later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an
arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years
ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse
head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to
work with was the horse's blonde mane and a big ass.
Now she's a Senator from New York."
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