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deekay

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confucious
« on: March 31, 2010, 09:53:51 PM »

Confucius Says:
 

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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry..

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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.

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Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in

Cathouse.

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Man who drive like

Hell, bound to get there..

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Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in

Basement.

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Man who fish in

Other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!

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Re: confucious
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 10:55:35 PM »

funny  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: confucious
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 03:52:04 PM »

 :) ;) ???
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Re: confucious
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2010, 12:41:19 AM »

 :-\
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