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[harleydave]

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside whogreeted him with a bright,  "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,  "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again      "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it,       duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry Honey, It's Thursday --    duuhhh