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[harleydave]

A blonde decides to commit suicide by hanging herself so she goes to the park and....2 days later a man is walking in the park and sees the blonde hanging on by a rope tied to her stomach.

So he says "Ain't that supposed to be around your neck".

And the blonde says "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe.