Hillbilly Love Makin'
A hillbilly got married, and on his wedding night he calls his father for
advice on what to do since he had never been intimate with a woman before.
"We're in the bedroom, Pa. What do we do now?" Thinking that nature will
take its course, the father replied, "Take her clothes off and then you both
get in bed."
The hillbilly calls his dad 5 minutes later and says, "She's nekid and
we're in bed. What do I do now?" Knowing his son wasn't the brightest crayon
in the box, his dad asked,"Did you take your clothes off, too?" "No."
the son replies. "Well, take your clothes off and get back in bed with her."
The son calls back a few minutes later and says, "We're both nekid and in
bed. What do I do now?" The father's patience is quickly running out, and he
growls, "Look, Son,do I have to spell everything out? Just stick the hardest
thing on your body where she pees!"
The son calls again a minute later. "Ok, Pa. I've got my head in the toilet
bowl. Now what?
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