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[Chains]

Three women met in an airport lounge and while waiting for their separate flights they stuck up a conversation on space travel which was on the bars TV.  The first women from Russia said you know Russia put the first satellite in space

The other two women agreed and said what a great accomplishment that was for Russia.

The second women from the United States said even though that was great, we put the first man on the moon, the other two women agreed how great that was for the United States.

The third women, a blonde from Arkansas said well my brother and his business associates are going to be the first men to land on the sun.

Stunned the other two women looked at her and stated you can't land on the sun you will burn up.

The blonde said no they won't they are going at night.

[CBW]

Thats good

[CVOfan]

How do you know she wasn't from Alabama???

[hooligan]

 

[Chains]

How do you know she wasn't from Alabama???

They don't know how to die their hair blonde down here, mostly Auburn

[arcticdude]

How do you know she wasn't from Alabama???

because she said "brother and business associates"- if she was from Bama, she'd have said "brother and cousins"

 

[Chains]

probably first cousin

[Chains]

How do you know she wasn't from Alabama???

I would have said a blonde Iranian but that would be political and thrown off.