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hooligan

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They say CANADIANS don't brag !!
« on: April 20, 2010, 09:56:35 AM »
So,
What do we Canadians Have to be Proud of?


1. Smarties



2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp



3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls.



4. Baseball is Canadian - 1st game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll, ON



5. Lacrosse is Canadian



6. Hockey is Canadian



7. Basketball is Canadian



8. Apple pie is Canadian



9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers



10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts



11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House. Then we burned it, and most of Washington ... We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and partied..... Go figure.



12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany .


13. We have the largest English population that never Ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER. (We got clobbered in the odd battle but prevailed in ALL the wars)



14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.


15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, he slept in and missed the whole thing. He showed up just in time to get caught.



16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.



17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.



18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That's more information than I need!)



19. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.



20. We don't marry our kin-folk...



21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone. Also short wave radios which save countless lives each year.



22. We have ALL frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.



23. A Canadian invented Superman.



24. We have coloured money.



25. Our beer advertisements kick ass (Incidently... so does our beer)

BUT MOST IMPORTANT !


The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands in with mitts on.



OOOoohhhhh..... Canada !!

Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day!
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Re: They say CANADIANS don't brag !!
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2010, 08:56:38 PM »
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20. We don't marry our kin-folk...

Still have lot's of children born out of wedlock eh!!!!

When you can burn a capital at several million degrees centigrade then you can brag!

Captain America has been able to rely on our Northern Brothers throughout our short history so all we can do is smile and chuckle when you want to get our goat.
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Re: They say CANADIANS don't brag !!
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2010, 09:03:49 PM »
Quote from: D31960 on April 20, 2010, 08:56:38 PM
Still have lot's of children born out of wedlock eh!!!!

When you can burn a capital at several million degrees centigrade then you can brag!

Captain America has been able to rely on our Northern Brothers throughout our short history so all we can do is smile and chuckle when you want to get our goat.
I'm not sure i would want them around the goat, you never know what could happen.  LOL
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Re: They say CANADIANS don't brag !!
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2010, 09:05:32 PM »
 

:nixweiss:    EH?!    :nixweiss:
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Re: They say CANADIANS don't brag !!
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2010, 10:08:18 PM »
 20. We don't marry our kin-folk...


I guess you never ride to Dunnville "Eh" Hooligan
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Re: They say CANADIANS don't brag !!
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2010, 11:23:32 PM »
Quote from: martys on April 20, 2010, 10:08:18 PM
20. We don't marry our kin-folk...


I guess you never ride to Dunnville "Eh" Hooligan

And I guess he has never ridden through Kinmount, ON   ;D
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Re: They say CANADIANS don't brag !!
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2010, 01:49:00 PM »
Those are scary places and I didn't think Sheep were kinfolk....Dunnville--- where men are men and Sheep are scared...lol
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Re: They say CANADIANS don't brag !!
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