A Doctor went fishing one afternoon and not wanting to close his Surgery, left his irish Assistant "Murphy' in charge.
The Doctor came back and asked Murphy, "how did you get on?"
Murphy says, "i had 3 patients. The 1st had a headache so I give her Paracetamol."
"Good man" says the Doc.
"The 2nd had indigestion, so i gave her Gaviscon."
"Well done." said the Doc.
"The 3rd was a young gorgeous Woman who burst into the room, took off all her clothes and lay down on the table, spreads her legs and shouts "Please please help me, i haven't seen a Man in 5 years...!"
"Mother of ****, Murphy! What did you do?" asks the Doctor. . . . . .
Murphy says "i gave her Eyedrops!!"
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