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engineers????
« on: May 15, 2010, 07:07:44 PM »

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over,picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."

Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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Re: engineers????
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 10:11:08 PM »

Good one.  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: engineers????
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2010, 12:27:20 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: engineers????
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2010, 07:14:30 PM »

funny  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: engineers????
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2010, 07:33:09 PM »

 :huepfenlol2:
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