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« on: May 17, 2010, 08:30:12 PM »
One  evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.               

The next morning, the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
 
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'
 
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder;  it's 'Miracle Grow'.
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2010, 10:24:42 PM »
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2010, 11:22:14 PM »
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2010, 01:04:57 AM »
He made a derrogatory remark about her butt, so she let him know about his shortcomings,fair is fair !
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Re: Underwear
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2010, 10:05:55 PM »
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