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Chinese newlyweds
« on: February 11, 2006, 06:05:03 PM »

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On
the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses.
 
He climbs in next to her and tries to be  reassuring
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and
you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting
you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want..
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to soundexperienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
 
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request She eventually replies
shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard
about .. numbaa 69".
 
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.


Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You
want... Chicken wiff Broccori?"
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Re: Chinese newlyweds
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2006, 09:48:01 PM »

How about a little sweet and sour  PORK!
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Re: Chinese newlyweds
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2006, 06:51:07 PM »

Or a pancake ROLL

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Re: Chinese newlyweds
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2006, 09:40:39 PM »

This confirms it... I knew I was losing my mind slowly but surely...however, I had to think for over 10 seconds to get it.

Gettin' older is tough, but we are all in the same crowd.

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Re: Chinese newlyweds
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2006, 06:29:33 AM »

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