> Redneck Valentine Poem
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> Collards is green,
> My dog's name is Blue
> And I'm so lucky
> To have a sweet thang like you.
>
> Yore hair is like cornsilk
> a-flapping in the breeze.
> Softer than Blue's
> And without all them fleas.
>
> You move like the bass,
> Which excite me in May.
> You ain't got no scales
> But I luv you anyway.
>
> Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
> Jist a-fry'n in the pan.
> Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
> Right out of the can.
>
> You have some'a yore teeth,
> For which I am proud;
> I hold my head high
> When we're in a crowd.
>
> On special occasions,
> When you shave under yore arms,
> Well, I'm in hawg heaven,
> And awed by yore charms.
>
> Still them fellers at work,
> They all want to know,
> What I did to deserve
> Such a purdy, young doe.
>
> Like a good roll of duct tape
> Yo're there fer yore man,
> To patch up life's troubles
> And fix what you can.
>
> Yo're as cute as a junebug
> a-buzzin' overhead.
> You ain't mean like those far ants
> I found in my bed.
>
> Cut from the best cloth
> Like a plaid flannel shirt,
> You spark up my life
> More than a fresh load of dirt.
>
> When you hold me real tight
> Like a padded gunrack,
> My life is complete;
> Ain't nuttin' I lack.
>
> Yore complexion, it's perfection,
> Like the best vinyl sidin'.
> Despite all the years,
> Yore age, it keeps hidin'.
>
> Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
> With a RC cold drank,
> We go together
> Like a skunk goes with stank.
>
> Some men, they buy chocolate
> For Valentine's Day;
> They git it at Wal-Mart,
> it's romantic that way.
>
> Some men git roses
> On that special day
>>From the cooler at Kroger.
> "That's impressive," I say.
>
> Some men buy fine diamonds
>>From a flea market booth.
> "Diamonds are forever,"
> They explain, suave and couth.
>
> But for this man, honey,
> These won't do.
> Cause yor'e too special,
> You sweet thang you.
>
> I got you a gift,
> Without taste nor odor,
> More useful than diamonds...
> IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR
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Topic: A redneck Valentine poem (Read 1183 times)