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Donald and Daisy Duck
« on: May 25, 2010, 07:03:30 PM »
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a
hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
 
The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'
 
Donald frowned and said, 'No, I don't.'
 
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have
sex.
 
'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.
 
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if the hotel
sold condoms.
 
'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the
counter and gave it to Donald.
 
Then the clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?
 
'Oh no, no!' Donald quacked, 'I'd thuffocate'
 
 
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Re: Donald and Daisy Duck
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2010, 08:27:39 PM »
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Re: Donald and Daisy Duck
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2010, 09:30:50 AM »
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Re: Donald and Daisy Duck
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2010, 09:49:42 AM »
That Aussie humor will get you every time!   ;D
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Re: Donald and Daisy Duck
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2010, 05:27:32 PM »
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Re: Donald and Daisy Duck
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2010, 09:00:10 AM »
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Re: Donald and Daisy Duck
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2010, 01:44:50 PM »
That quacks me up.   I just had to say it.
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Re: Donald and Daisy Duck
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2010, 08:09:14 PM »
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