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Hearing
« on: May 27, 2010, 06:21:50 PM »

A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."


With that, an Aboriginal man got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Mulrunji, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
 
Mulrunji replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
 
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Mulrunji’s ear, placed his other hand on top of Mulrunji’s head, and then  prayed and prayed and prayed. 
 
He prayed a "blue streak" for Mulrunji, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.


 



After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, " Mulrunji, how is your hearing now?"
 
Mulrunji answered, "I don't know.  It ain't 'til next week."

 
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Re: Hearing
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2010, 06:37:38 PM »

gotta love that aboriginal humor :P :huepfenjump3: :bananarock:
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Re: Hearing
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2010, 08:11:40 PM »

 :bananarock:
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Re: Hearing
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2010, 09:48:56 AM »

thats funny
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