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REDNECK HOOKER
« on: June 08, 2010, 03:46:17 PM »

 A REDNECK was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the Shadows
 . 'Twenty dollars' she whispers . Bubba had never been with a
 a hooker before, but decides what the hell. it's only twenty
 bucks.    So they hide in the bushes.
 They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
 them.
 It is a police  officer.
 'What's going on here, people?'   Asks the  officer.
'I'm making love to my wife!,' Bubba answers sounding annoyed .
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'


 'Well, neither did I, til ya shined that light in her face.'
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Re: REDNECK HOOKER
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 06:24:48 PM »
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Re: REDNECK HOOKER
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2010, 06:59:30 PM »
 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: REDNECK HOOKER
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 09:19:40 PM »
Wow  :nixweiss:
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Re: REDNECK HOOKER
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2010, 10:08:59 PM »
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 Dam thats a good one  :2vrolijk_21:


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Re: REDNECK HOOKER
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 02:49:04 AM »
 :bananarock: :bananarock:
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Re: REDNECK HOOKER
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2010, 07:26:54 AM »
 :huepfenlol2:  Bummer  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: REDNECK HOOKER
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 07:52:15 AM »
Good one     :2vrolijk_21:    :pepper:
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