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Man killed on golf course
« on: June 08, 2010, 01:39:44 PM »
A foursome of guys are waiting at the mens' tee while a foursome of women are hitting from the ladies' tee.  The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet.  Then she goes over and whiffs it completely.  Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet. 
 
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f*cking lessons I took over the winter didn't help." 
 
One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it.  You should have taken golf lessons instead!" 
 
He never even had a chance to duck. :huepfenlol2:

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Re: Man killed on golf course
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 02:41:45 PM »
Thats good  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Man killed on golf course
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2010, 03:56:44 PM »
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Re: Man killed on golf course
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 06:23:56 PM »
very good
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Re: Man killed on golf course
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 02:51:22 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Man killed on golf course
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2010, 07:19:38 AM »
Thats a good one
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