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New Panties
« on: June 29, 2010, 05:56:03 PM »
To spice up her dead sex-life.  She puts them on, together with a short
 skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.  At strategic moments
 she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks,
 "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
 
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
 
"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."
 
 He never heard the gunshot.
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Re: New Panties
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2010, 09:13:12 PM »
Wow  :nervous:
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Re: New Panties
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2010, 07:46:21 AM »
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Re: New Panties
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2010, 09:50:49 AM »
Quote from: FR8TRN on June 30, 2010, 07:46:21 AM

Excellent.  Finally a group picture of the moderators.
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Re: New Panties
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2010, 02:16:36 PM »
Quote from: Twolanerider on June 30, 2010, 09:50:49 AM
Excellent.  Finally a group picture of the moderators.


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Re: New Panties
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2010, 03:59:17 PM »
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Re: New Panties
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2010, 08:31:16 PM »
Quote from: Twolanerider on June 30, 2010, 09:50:49 AM
Excellent.  Finally a group picture of the moderators.
That's too funny Don.  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: New Panties
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2010, 01:32:10 AM »
you guys crack me up  :bananarock: :bananarock:
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