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Holiday
« on: July 24, 2010, 06:36:34 PM »
An American tourist in Italy is constipated for a week, but when he arrives in Florence, the water is better and his condition goes away. "With Firenze* like this," he said, "who needs enemas?"
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Re: Holiday
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2010, 07:38:58 PM »
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Re: Holiday
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2010, 07:53:37 PM »
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There is supposed to be an (icon) that says......"I'm with stupid".  Alas,  it seems there is not.   Likewise,  I have NO CLUE what this is supposed to mean.  Of course,  I have a college degree, am 67 yrs old. and live in America.......so those credentials didn't help me here. :oops:
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Re: Holiday
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 01:07:42 AM »
very funny :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Holiday
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2010, 07:14:33 PM »
 :-\
I notice if you're born/raised and/or live in the USA,  this deal doesn't bring out the humor cause.....WTF does it mean. ???
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Re: Holiday
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2010, 07:55:14 PM »
Evidently Florence is also know as "Firenze" and I would assume you know what an enema is.  :huepfenlol2:

Its a play on words: With friends like this who needs enemies.

With Firenze like this (the water in Florence), who needs enemas (because the water in Florence was better and cleared up his constipation).

Or maybe not.  :nixweiss:  :P
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Re: Holiday
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2010, 08:58:43 AM »
 :drink:

OK......I've been kinda pissed for yrs at the Italians cause they bitched about one of my most favorite TV shows from waaaaaaaaaay back and it went off the air.  The (Untouchables).

It seems they didn't like the depiction of Mafiosa types being viewed as Italians. :confused5:  They wanted you to believe all such types of gangsters came from Sicily. ::)
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