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Hide and seek
« on: July 24, 2010, 06:35:30 PM »
One day all the scientists in heaven decided to play hide-n-seek. Einstein was "it" and had to count up to 100 and then start searching.

Einstein starts counting... "1,2,3..."

Everyone starts hiding except Newton who just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

"97,98,99... 100!" He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.

Einstein immediately sees him and starts yelling, "Newton's out! Newton's out!"

Newton denies and says, "I am not out. I am not Newton."

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared. That makes me Newton per meter squared since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal. Therefore, Pascal is OUT!"
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Re: Hide and seek
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2010, 12:22:42 AM »
Ok, I thought I was fairly educated, but this one is over my head.  Didn't laugh, just looked at the screen trying to figure it out.   ???
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Re: Hide and seek
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2010, 01:46:13 AM »
A Newton is a measure of force (like a foot is a measure of distance). A Pascal is a measure of pressure. A Pascal is equal to one Newton per square meter. Just like 12 inches makes a foot.
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Re: Hide and seek
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2010, 03:00:44 AM »
Physics jokes aren't funny even when you understand 'em....

Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?  Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

Or:

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."


See, they all suck rocks in space....
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Re: Hide and seek
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2010, 01:05:07 PM »
In college I only took the minimum required math and science courses b/c I couldn't stand that stuff.  I studied languages and behavioral sciences instead.  So here is a language joke that is just as unfunny;

A boy asks his teacher, "What is wrong"?  The teacher with a migrane can only get out the word, "tense...tense".
The boy replies, "What was wrong, what had been wrong, what will be wrong ...."
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Re: Hide and seek
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2010, 07:35:31 PM »
Thats a good one  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Hide and seek
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2010, 01:11:50 AM »
I loved it :apple: :carrot: :jalapeno:
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Re: Hide and seek
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2010, 01:42:47 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21:    :2vrolijk_21:

Fysics is phun!!!
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Re: Hide and seek
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2010, 09:25:49 AM »
I didn't find it funny either but burst out laughing at Decano's reply.
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