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Lifesavers candy
« on: September 16, 2010, 11:31:17 AM »

A Teacher  asked her students to identify  the flavors in a pack of  lifesavers candy
 
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ............... Orange 
 
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're arse-holes!



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Re: Lifesavers candy
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2010, 09:39:03 PM »
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Re: Lifesavers candy
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2010, 02:34:54 PM »
good one  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Lifesavers candy
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2010, 09:28:49 PM »
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Re: Lifesavers candy
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2010, 11:05:34 PM »
Thats Funny  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Lifesavers candy
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2010, 04:16:24 AM »
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Re: Lifesavers candy
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2010, 04:47:52 AM »
I've met a few "Lifesavers" in my time!
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Re: Lifesavers candy
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2010, 08:21:28 AM »
:orange: :mango: :o
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