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[harleydave]

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several priceless paintings from the Louvre.
However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

“I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”

[My Bagg]

 

[Ironhorse]

Well maybe next time he'll Picacsso (pick a car so) he can make a better get away. But as dumb as he is he'll probably pick a Kahlo to the ground (car low) and get stuck on a speed bump. When that happens his wife will spill the beans and Donatello (Dawn will tell all) what happend. Then he'll try and fence the stolen items to Michaelgelo (Mike an Angelo) the two mob guys. He'll learn the hard way that crime doesn't pay and end up baroque and in prison.

[2k]

If you gotta decodem, they don't count

[CBW]

Thats good