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Hooker
« on: October 18, 2010, 05:12:14 PM »
A guy meets a hooker in a bar.
She says, "This is your lucky night.
I’ve got a special game for you.
I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."
The guy replies, "Hey, why not?"
He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly:

"Paint…my…house."
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Re: Hooker
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2010, 07:55:14 AM »
I'l have to remember that one  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Hooker
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2010, 08:35:18 PM »
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Re: Hooker
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2010, 08:52:24 PM »
I'll paint his house!!!!
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Re: Hooker
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2010, 09:25:11 PM »
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Re: Hooker
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2010, 11:17:36 AM »
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