Cletus is passing by Andy's hay barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Andy doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere Tractor. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move and lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirtunderneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says "what the heck are you doingAndy."
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Andy, "but me and the Ole lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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