1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...Any part under a car's hood.
Male...The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male...Playing football with only three defenders.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female..The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...Leaving a note before going up the pub with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female..The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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He said .... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
She said .... You wear pants don't you?
He said .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ..... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said .... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .... We don't know; it has never happened.
She said....What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said .... A widow.
He said .... Why are married women heavier than singlewomen?
She said .... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed but Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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