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A Well-Planned Retirement
« on: December 02, 2010, 05:17:51 PM »

This one is one of the best.  From The London Times:     


Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses.  For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant.  The fees were  $1 for cars  ($1.40), for  buses (about $7).

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just  didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility.  The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.  The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile,  sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of  Spain (or some such scenario), is a man who'd apparently had a
 ticket machine installed completely on his own; and then had simply begun to show up every day,  commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560 per day -- for 25 years.   
Assuming  7 days a week, this amounts  to just over $7 million dollars!
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And no one even knows his name.


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Re: A Well-Planned Retirement
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 05:25:54 PM »

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Re: A Well-Planned Retirement
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 05:27:15 PM »

oops...too bad though!
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Re: A Well-Planned Retirement
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 05:34:37 PM »

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Re: A Well-Planned Retirement
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2010, 07:33:47 AM »

Thats still funny though
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