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SAFETY: "NO UNWELCOME PASSENGERS"
« on: January 02, 2011, 09:15:51 AM »

NOT ON YOUR BIKE
 
How many times have you been riding on a great road, fine weather on a well tuned bike -- and then -- you realize you have a dangerous passenger?

You are alone on the bike -- but that A$$HOLE from work or the neighborhood or whatever creeps into your mind.

Now you are in a VERY dangerous situation. You start to relive conversations, arguments OR you start rehearsing for the next round. Your mind is no longer in the ride. That A$$HOLE is threatening your safety.

LEAVE THE A$$HOLE WHERE THEY BELONG -- IN THE DARK DEEP RECESSES OF A JULIA ROBERTS FILM FESTIVAL.

DO NOT TAKE AN A$$HOLE ON YOUR RIDE. Stay in the ride, stay safe, enjoy your day. DOOFUS
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Re: SAFETY: "NO UNWELCOME PASSENGERS"
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2011, 11:23:06 AM »

Sorry.  Never happens.  When I ride all that crap goes away.  The only "passenger" that goes along with me that isn't actually on the pillion is that cool shadowy guy that shows up on my left or right front quarter as the sun is starting its descent every day.  Man that guy can ride.
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Re: SAFETY: "NO UNWELCOME PASSENGERS"
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2011, 01:09:53 PM »

Sorry.  Never happens.  When I ride all that crap goes away.  The only "passenger" that goes along with me that isn't actually on the pillion is that cool shadowy guy that shows up on my left or right front quarter as the sun is starting its descent every day.  Man that guy can ride.
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Re: SAFETY: "NO UNWELCOME PASSENGERS"
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2011, 01:53:04 PM »

Sorry.  Never happens.  When I ride all that crap goes away.  The only "passenger" that goes along with me that isn't actually on the pillion is that cool shadowy guy that shows up on my left or right front quarter as the sun is starting its descent every day.  Man that guy can ride.

Brothers and Sisters of the The Holy Church of Harley-Davidson, May I hear a loud AMEN from the assembled congregation ?

Thank you for your witness brother Twolanerider !

Now if you'll all open your hymn books, we'll sing Rock of Ages


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Re: SAFETY: "NO UNWELCOME PASSENGERS"
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2011, 07:14:04 PM »

A ah Amen!!
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Re: SAFETY: "NO UNWELCOME PASSENGERS"
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2011, 07:44:00 PM »

When that starts to happen, just crank up the stereo a notch or two and hit the open highway. Your "passenger" will mysteriously disappear.
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