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[bubtrauma]

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here

is one:

 

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree

begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son

of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just

then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

 

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is

a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

 

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a

son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I

have ever poked my pecker into.
 

 

[yourdozerman]

good 1

[SG Racer]

Nice!