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Wet celery
« on: January 25, 2011, 09:29:03 PM »
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
 
He walks over to her and she greets him warmly.
He's rather taken aback because he can't figure out where he knows her from.
 
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
His mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife
and says,
"Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had sex with on the
pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass
with wet celery?"
 
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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Re: Wet celery
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2011, 11:39:58 PM »
LOL
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Re: Wet celery
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2011, 01:59:15 AM »
best joke I have read in a long time :pineapple: :pepper: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Wet celery
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2011, 03:56:25 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_20: :2vrolijk_20:
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Re: Wet celery
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2011, 10:34:20 AM »
    :confused5: :D
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Re: Wet celery
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2011, 11:23:08 AM »
Can to spell.....CAUGHT.
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