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   Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making
dinner.
       Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time
to tell her mother what she wanted.  'Mom, I want a bike for my
birthday.'
     Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten
into trouble at school and at home.. Carol's mother asked her if she
thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday.  Little Carol, of
course, thought she did.
     Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect
on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell
him why she deserved a bike for her birthday.  Little Carol stomped up
the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter.




_______________________________



     LETTER 1:
       Dear God:
     I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike
for my birthday. I want a red one.        Your friend, Carol

       Carol knew this wasn't true.  She had not been a very good girl
this year, so she tore up the letter and started over.

     ________________________________

     LETTER 2:
       Dear God:

     This is your friend Carol.  I have been a pretty good girl this
year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.

     Thank you, Carol

     Carol knew this wasn't true either.  She tore up the letter and
started again.

     ________________________________

     LETTER 3:
     Dear God:
       I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.

     Thank you, Carol

     Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to
get her a bike. By now, she was very upset.  She went downstairs and
told her mother she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother thought her
plan had worked because Carol looked very sad.

     'Just be home in time for dinner,' her mother said. Carol walked
down the street to the church and up to the altar.  She looked around to
see if anyone was there.  She picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary ,
slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street,
into her house, and up to her room.  She shut the door and sat down and
wrote her letter to God.

     ________________________________

     LETTER 4:

     I GOT YOUR MAMA.


     IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.


     Signed, YOU KNOW WHO

[hooligan]

 

[jiml53]

Now that was funny.

   jim   

[My Bagg]

 

[2k]

Thats usin yo head