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[DDavidson]

Top 10 Viagra Slogans


* Viagra, The quicker dicker upper * Viagra, One-a-day, like iron

* Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight

* Viagra, Home of the whopper

* Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em

* Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman

* Viagra, Tastes great, more filling

* Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.

* Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to.

* This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

[DDavidson]

oo Much Viagra
Grandpa and Grandma were living with their son and daughter-in-law. Grandpa noticed that his son had a bottle of Viagra and asked if he could have one.

His son said, "Dad, I don't think you should take one - they're very strong and expensive."

Grandpa said, "I know, but I want to try one. How much are they?"

His son replied, "$10 each."

Grandpa only had a $50 bill but was going to the bank. He told his son that he would leave $10 under his pillow that night.

The next morning his son found $110 under his pillow and said, "Dad, I told you it was only $10. There's $110 under my pillow!"

Grandpa said, "That's ok, the other $100 is from Grandma!"

[DDavidson]

Viagra Strikes Again

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive. 'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.

'Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.'

A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went. 'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.'

'What happened?' asks the doctor.

'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible.'

'What was terrible?' said the doctor, 'was the sex not good?'

"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again.

[Jock]

I remember when this ED Drug was introduced and the reps from Pfizer had neckties that would rise to the occasion when activated...

Cool Marketing and What A Hoot!