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[Ironhorse]

A lonely widower joins a book of the month club. On his first day he meets a widow his age. They like the same books and have a lot in common. "I'm a retired english teacher and have a love of words" he said. The widow replied "I was a writer and I love words too". As the meeting went on they started to open up. They decided to meet for dinner on Friday. Over wine and veal they shared the history of their lives. Finally the man came to the point and asked her to best describe the state of her current sex life. The lady replied "infrequently", to which the man asked "Is that ONE or TWO words?".