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[Muley]

A Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,       
 "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."           
                                                                           
 The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you     
 weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."               
                                                                           
 The guy replies, "If you weren't such a bitch, you'd realize I was talking
 to the sheep."                                       

[Special_Ed]

 

[mrmagloo]

Whoa!   

[duranh]

And you see officer, that is when she pulled the gun.