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tanning joke
« on: March 14, 2011, 12:24:23 AM »

An  elderly man really took care of his  body.
He  lifted weights and  jogged  six miles every day. 


 
One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his  body,  and  noticed that he was suntanned  all  over with the  exception of his penis.


 
So  he decided to do something about that.

He went  to the beach,  undressed  completely and buried himself in the sand, except  for his penis,  which he left sticking  out of the sand. 
 
A bit later,  two little old ladies came strolling  along the beach,  one using a cane to help her get  along.  Upon  seeing the thing sticking  out  of the sand,  the  lady with the cane began  to  move the penis around  with her cane. 


 
Remarking to the other little old  lady,  she said:  "There  really is no justice in the world."

The other  little old lady asked:
"What  do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady  replied:

 

 


 

"Look  at that. When I was 20,  I  was curious about it."

 

 

 

"When  I was 30, I enjoyed it." 

 

 

 

 "When  I was 40, I asked for it."

 

 

 

"When  I was 50, I paid for it."

   

"When  I was 60, I prayed for it."

 

 

 

   

 

 

"When  I was 70, I forgot about it."

 

 

 

 

 "Now that I'm 80,  the  damned things are growing wild and  I'm too old to squat." 

 

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Re: tanning joke
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 01:09:21 AM »

That's funny right there...I don't care who you are.... ;D
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Re: tanning joke
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2011, 06:43:51 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: tanning joke
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2011, 09:42:25 PM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: tanning joke
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2011, 11:01:49 AM »

 :'(
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Re: tanning joke
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2011, 04:44:13 PM »

 : :2vrolijk_21:  :'(
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