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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

Well, I can think of one thing the cowboy said. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the biggest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground....I yelled, "Now back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
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The cowboy says, "A couple of minutes ago."

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